Oh!MyRanda!

Apr 17

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

Apr 17

lets-teaparty:

Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.

Apr 17
lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

Apr 17
Apr 17
wir-sind-die-sweagar:

TOO FUCKING BAD THE DAMN CLOUDS ARE IN THE FUCKING WAY SO I CANT SEE THE MOON OR INVADE THE WATER TRIBE

wir-sind-die-sweagar:

TOO FUCKING BAD THE DAMN CLOUDS ARE IN THE FUCKING WAY SO I CANT SEE THE MOON OR INVADE THE WATER TRIBE

Apr 17

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

Apr 17
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

Apr 17

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

Apr 17

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

Apr 17
cassteal:

So lately a lot of people are getting angry because Augustus is portrayed as “pretentious” in the movie. It makes me angry that people keep saying that, but that’s actually how Augustus is. Isaac even calls him that at his funeral, as shown above. It’s a character flaw.

cassteal:

So lately a lot of people are getting angry because Augustus is portrayed as “pretentious” in the movie. It makes me angry that people keep saying that, but that’s actually how Augustus is. Isaac even calls him that at his funeral, as shown above. It’s a character flaw.

Apr 17
fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:



I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to becoming hunters

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:

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I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to becoming hunters

Apr 17

seifukucat:

"this is such bullshit" yells a confused dr. frankenstein as he is forcibly removed from a body building competition

Apr 17

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

Apr 17

zuzuhiddles:

It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

Apr 17

never-faerie:

bakrua:

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

i would be a giant fucking crab

I would be a mermaid.

I’d have a twin! Cool